双语 | 英语最新冷笑话精选
英国人有他们独特的英式幽默，他们流传的英语冷笑话让人会心一笑，今天，小编给同学们收集、整理了几则特别有趣的英语冷笑话，希望大家能开心开心，一起来看看吧！
乐一乐：经典英文冷笑话三则
英国人有他们独特的英式幽默，他们流传的英语冷笑话让人会心一笑，今天，小编给同学们收集、整理了几则特别有趣的英语冷笑话，希望大家能开心开心，一起来看看吧！
英语冷笑话：对不起，本店不找零钱
Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.
英语冷笑话：偷走啤酒的猴子
Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.
英语笑话 | 大象为什么不玩电脑？
今天，小编要给大家讲个笑话，这个笑话篇幅有点长，大家一定要有耐心地看哦。对了，这则英语冷笑话的名字是：大象为什么不玩电脑？结局有惊喜噢！一起来看看吧！
双语 | 冷笑话之奔跑的兔子
今天，小编要给大家讲个笑话，这个笑话篇幅有点长，大家一定要有耐心地看哦。对了，这则英语冷笑话的名字是：奔跑的兔子。结局有惊喜噢！一起来看看吧！
英语幽默笑话：斯威夫特博士与小厮
a wealthy old lady who lived near dr. swift used to send him presents occasionally by her servant. dr. swift took her presents but never gave the boy anything for his trouble. one day as swift...
英语幽默笑话：干净的杯子
joe and fred were helping to build a house in a village. the weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to...
双语 | 笑话：什么狗比大楼跳的还高?
英国人有他们独特的英式幽默，他们流传的英语笑话让人会心一笑，今天，小编给同学们收集、整理了几则特别有趣的英语笑话，希望大家能开心开心，一起来看看吧！
英语小笑话 | 谁发现了澳大利亚？
英国人有他们独特的英式幽默，他们流传的英语笑话让人会心一笑，今天，小编给同学们收集、整理了几则特别有趣的英语笑话，希望大家能开心开心，一起来看看吧！
英语小笑话：谁认为自己蠢就站起来
幽默寓于笑话之中，它是笑话的精料，智慧之所在。笑话是幽默的载体，一个成功的笑话能流传千古，听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜，拍掌叫好!下面是小编整理的英语小笑话，希望对大家有帮助。
英语小笑话：现在尾巴到哪里去了
幽默寓于笑话之中，它是笑话的精料，智慧之所在。笑话是幽默的载体，一个成功的笑话能流传千古，听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜，拍掌叫好!下面是小编整理的英语小笑话，希望对大家有帮助。
美国晚间脱口秀一周笑话精选（7月19日）
"President Obama's Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor had her second day in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee today. Her confirmation is pretty much a forgone conclusion, but...
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美国晚间脱口秀笑话节选（2009.3.30-4.1）
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