Yourclockneverworks.
Maryoversleptbecauseheralarmclockdidn’tgooffthismorning...
Mary: Maryoversleptbecauseheralarmclockdidn’tgooffthismorning.... .
Frank: Again?
Mary: That’sright, eventhoughIdidsetthealarmlastnight.
Frank: Yourclockneverworks. Perhapsyoushouldbuyanewone.
Mary: Well, ifitbreaksdownagaintomorrow, I’lldefinitelybuyanewone.
Frank: Maybebythenit’llbetoolate.
Mary: Whatdoyoumean “toolate”?
Frank: Bythattimeyou’llbefired.
Springforward, fallback.
Joyceislateeverytime... itisdaylightsavingstimebecauseshealwaysforgetstoputtheclockforwardonehour....
Sophie: Ha, Joyce, you’relate.
Joyce: Yeah. Eachtimeweswitchtodaylightsavingstime, Ialwaysforgettoputtheclockforwardanhour.
Sophie: Well, thenlaterthisyearwhenweswitchbacktonormaltime, don’tforgettosettheclockbackonehour.
Joyce: Ijustcan’twin! Eachtimeweswitchbacktonormaltime, Ialwaysforgettoputtheclockbackanhour, soIalwayscometoworkanhourearly.
Sophie: So, justremember. Springforward, fallback.
Joyce: So, that’llmakeiteven.